Conductor:       Fares please!

Man:              Trafalgar Square please.

Conductor:       I’m sorry, sir. I can’t change a pound note. Haven’t you got any small change?

Man:              I’ve got no small change, I’m afraid.

Conductor:       I’ll ask some of the passengers.

Conductor:       Have you any small change, sir?

1^st Passenger:        I’m sorry. I’ve got none.

2^ndPassenger:  I haven’t got any either.

Conductor:       Can you change this pound note, madam?

3^rd Passenger:       I’m afraid I can’t.

4^th Passenger:       Neither can I.

Conductor:       I’m very sorry, sir. You must get off the bus.

None of our passengers can change this note. They’re all millionaires!

Two Tramps:        Except us, conductor.

1^st Tramp:       I’ve got some small change.

2^nd Tramp:       So have I.